Fergus Reid/Quotes

List of Notable Quotes made by Wing Commander Fergus Reid.

Wolfenstein: The Old Blood

"Jesus Christ. Nazis bits fucking everywhere. Here he is."

―Fergus first words at the end of The Old Blood

"Come on! Give me hand, you lazy bastard!"

―Fergus on helping B.J. from the rubble.

"How's the head, Blazkowicz?"
"How'd you find me?"
"We got a distress call from Pippa. We found her body."
"They got Wesley too, Fergus."
"Bloody hell."

―Fergus and B.J. on the boat ride.

"Eh, listen Blazko. We can't change what happened. You did a hell of a job, finding that folder. Which means we've got the location of Deathshead's compound. Eh? We bloody got it. Can you believe it?"

―Fergus at the end of the boat ride.

"Dammit. Forgot to take a piss before we left. Why didn't you remind me, Blazko?"
"I look like your babysitter, Fergus?"

―Fergus and B.J. on the truck ride.

Wolfenstein: The New Order

"Eyes open, Blazkowicz! You keep the look out, I need to go for a piss! Ah, shite!"

―Fergus' first words in The New Order to B.J.

"No, no, no. Not today! Blazkowicz! Go back into the flight deck! Clamp the fuel line to engine six! Quickly!"

―Fergus to B.J. on the plane.

"You're still breathing, you jammy bastard! You're tough as they come, you know. Jesus Christ."

―Fergus to B.J. after he survive the explosion in the cockpit.

"Medpack for you, Blazko. Use it."

―Fergus giving B.J. a medpack.

"BRING BACK MY BONNIE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!""

―Fergus singing My Bonnie Lies to Over the Ocean in Chapter 1.

"What a fucking circus."

―Fergus on falling into Deathshead's incinerator room.

"What did you just fucking do?"
"I'm sorry I thought it was for the door."
"Triggered the god dam incinerators! Turn it off! Turn those dials!"

―Fergus and Wyatt in the incinerator room.

"Shite, you bastard!"

―Fergus on his arm getting set on fire from the incinerator

"Positions people! Stay calm!"

―Fergus on the Super Soldier fight.

"It's face is exposed!"

―Ferugs on the Super Soldier's mask falling off.

"Any way to get that door open? I'd rather fancy leaving the monster room."

―Fergus after the Super Soldier fight.

"Don't you fucking touch him."

―Fergus to Deathshead.

"It's okay, Blazko. This is a war, people die. My time is up, that's all."

―Fergus to B.J. before being lobotomized by Deathshead if he chooses him, in 1946.

"Blazko! I'm going to try something. You'll know what to do."

―Fergus to B.J. to escape Deathshead's Labs in his timeline.

"God save our gracious King," "Long live our noble King," "God save the King," "Send him victorious..."

―Fergus saying lines from God Save the King/Queen while being attacked by a Super Soldier.

"Blazkowicz! We have to put the nozzles for the incinerator out of action. Use your pipe and help me smash them shut. I don't know how these pipes can contain the pressure! It's a firebomb waiting to happen. I need to get that damned window open. Come over here! I'll get you out of those cuffs! "

―Fergus on stopping the incinerator nozzles and escaping.

"Alright. I'll go see about Broken Feet. You get the damned window open. Hotwire the metal control box there next to the window."

―Fergus to B.J. to hotwire the door.

"Good. You and me, Blazkowicz. We're getting the fuck out of here, now!"

―Fergus to B.J. before jumping out the window.

"God damn this god damn thing."

―Fergus on his prison helmet.

"Here I was, getting ready for the eternal nap. And this Nazi killing jammy bastard... shows up out of nowhere! What've you been up to, Blazkowicz?"
"Shooting, stabbing, strangling Nazis. Ready to set things straight, Fergus."
"Well then. Let's square on out of here. Kill every damn Nazi that gets in our way. Eh! Careful with that door! Here they come."

―Fergus reuniting with Blazkowicz in Chapter 4 - Eisenwald Prison.

"Blazkwociz. Can you get that hatch open? It might be a way out. Good. Now, climb into the vent shaft!"

―Fergus to B.J. on killing the Nazis on the other side of the door.

"You and me, Blazkowicz. We are getting the fuck out of here, now!"

―Fergus after killing all the soldiers.

"B.J.! Hurry up!"

―Fergus to B.J.

"Looks like a two man lock. We have to hit these two buttons at the same time. On my mark hit that button there. Ready? Three, two, one, mark!"

―Fergus on hitting the locks.

"Ah, shite. There you go. There's automatic turrets all over, be on the look out!"

―Fergus in Chapter 4.

"You old and lazy now, are you, B.J.? You forgot how to shoot Nazis?"

―Fergus to B.J. in battle

"You let the dog in here? You damn Nazi weaklings! Well, you are fucked now!"

―Fergus on the Nazis.

"Die, you bastards!"

―Fergus in combat

"There's the Blazko I know from the yonder years! Keep at it!"

―Fergus on B.J.'s skills.

"That did it! Run! Let's get out of here! This way! Quickly! Jesus Christ!"

―Fergus after B.J. stops the electrocution of the Panzerhund.

"No one's ever escaped this hell hole, what for bit and pieces. Bloody Panzerhunds. Cover me while I open this gate! Blazko, would you kindly shoot this Nazi in his goddamn face?"

―Fergus in Chapter 4.

"Go on ahead, Blazkowicz. I'll follow you. Have to get this jack to the next gate. Keep my back covered, Blazkowicz!"

―Fergus to B.J.

"Inbound! Three and Nine! Beat them back, Blazko! Useless Nazi dolts!"

―Fergus calling out enemy positions for B.J.

"B.J.! I need you to cover me while I open this gate!"

―Fergus to B.J.

"Where the bloody hell are you going, Blazko? Oh - you're flanking them! Carry on!"

―Fergus if B.J. flanks the Nazis in Chapter 4.

"Come on, Blazkowicz! I've got her started!"

―Fergus to B.J. on getting in the car.

"Drive! Drive up the stairs! Fuck it, drive right through the window!"

―Fergus to B.J. whom is driving

"Cut it open, Blazkowicz!"

―Fergus to B.J. after crashing.

"Eh, shut it, eh?"

―Fergus smashing a radio in the sewers

"Oh man! Well, no getting through here."

―Fergus to B.J. in the sewers.

"Please tell me you know where to go!"
"Hold this."

―Anya and Fergus escaping the Nazis.

"They've got eyes all over the city tracking our every move. If this was nighttime we'd have more options. A daytime entry into the Kreisau resistance headquarters is no easy feat. Not that anyone's ever tried one before. Skies are empty for now. Lucky for us. Well, I'd rather die in the fresh air, than that damn prison. Right, you be on alert now. This is a two parter. First, we need to hit that blindspot precisely dead on. You in position? Now! Go, go, go!"

―Fergus to B.J. and Anya on getting to Kreisau's H.Q.

"As long as we stay in this here mist, no one will see us. Right. this is the second part - were jumping. Don't hesitate, just do it. Soon as you hit the water, you're gonna hold your breath and swim after me. Whatever you do, stay under the water. You break the surface, we're all dead. There are Nazis fucking everywhere. Now, don't think about it. Just jump!"

―Fergus to B.J. and Anya on getting into the Monuments of Truth.

"They kept me locked up in that prison for the last three months. Was not supposed to be a grating in front of that hatch. It wasn't there last time I was here, or maybe I just fucking forgot. Fucking senile idiot that I am. Anyway...This is your new home."

―Fergus to B.J. and Anya.

"Max Hass!"
"I've missed you, Max."

―Max and Fergus reuniting.

"At ease, Captain. This is Klaus. He's on our side. Used to be Nazi, but not anymore."

―Fergus to B.J. after attacking Klaus due to falsely believing he was a Nazi.

"My lady."
"Glad to have you back, Fergus."

―Fergus and Caroline reuniting.

"What are you doing here?"
"Pleased to see you too, Tekla. You're supposed to be dead, Fergus Reid. You've been gone for three months. Stupid anomaly. People don't come back from Eisenwald."

―Tekla and Fergus.

"Bloody fuck, Blazko, I'm knackered. Haven't seen a real bed in months. Fuck off for a minute so I can sleep, right? Wake me if, let's say the sky is about to fall or some shite. Fuck it, just go away, would--"

―Fergus to B.J. if he goes to his room.

"You've got balls of steel, Bobby Bram."

―Fergus to Bobby on him going on the mission to the London Nautica.

"Well done, Blazkowicz. Don't move, you're getting visitors. Easy! Watch your landing! Fuck me! You dead Klaus? {...} Fucking hell, you dumb German sod, you can't be that reckless with your landings, you'll get yourself killed. Blazkowicz! Pick up Caroline, put her in the pilot's seat of the last helicopter!"

―Fergus at the end of Chapter 6.

"These things are never going to fit, Caroline."
"Yes, they will. Trust me."
"They...will...never...fit!"
"Have you finished complaining?"

―Fergus and Caroline bringing the helicopters to the Kreisau Circle HQ.

"I'm getting too old for this, Blazkowicz. Don't know how much longer I can keep doing this."

―Fergus in Chapter 7.

"I don't know. Nothing, everything. It's about the boy, goddammit, Private Wyatt. He should be here instead of me. He was young, he ... he had potential. He could have given us a future. You and me we're ... two fucking mummies from the past. Running on nothing but willpower."

―Fergus' speech about Wyatt in Chapter 7 - A Mystery.

"Well, that's fucking obvious, isn't it? I was ready to die, I would have done it gladly. I worked my ass off to save that boy, Blazkowicz, and you fucking pissed it away on a whim."

―Fergus to Blazkowicz in Chapter 7.

"Remember Prendergast? That fucking kid, he could endure anything? Now he's gone. They're all fucking gone. And you're stuck with this useless fucking skeleton. I mean, tell men. What's the long-term solution, eh? Who's gonna take over when we're to damn battered to strap on the holsters anymore? Now get the fuck out, I need a nap."

―Fergus kicking B.J. out his room.

"Gum? It's good. Cherry."
"Nah. I'm good, thanks."

―Fergus and B.J.

"Stealing a god damned Nazi U-Boat, this is what your proposing? Are you off your head, man?"

―Fergus to Set Roth on how to get to the Da'at Yichud Safe in the Atlantic Ocean.

"What do you want, Blazkowicz?"
"Looking for the welder. Have you seen it?"
"No, I don't think so. Oh, wait a minute, no...You're right, you're right. I was meaning to sort out the railing over by the secret fountain entrance. Fucking thing fell out of my hand into the water. A bit busy at the moment, but... You want the welder, you go right on ahead and start swimming."

―Fergus and B.J. on the welder.

"The door to the secret fountain is in the main room behind the table. Go over there and...you should find the welder somewhere down in the water somewhere."

―Fergus to B.J.

"You really are a kind-hearted woman, Tekla, you know that? Always thinking of others. Doing your best to lighten the burden of those around you. I don't know how on God's green earth I could do this without breaking my sodding back if you didn't pitch in. I mean look at you, eh? All sleeves rolled up, striding to work like. You won't rest until what needs doing is done, eh? Tell me, you never get trapped in your own insane mind now, do you? Marvelous. Bloody fucking marvelous. Perhaps you should take a wee break there, Tekla. You know, you could get nasty puss-filled blisters on the soles of your feet. Or develop the mother of all pains in your back that hurts so fucking much you want to...stab your own eyeballs out with whatever utensils within an arm's reach just for a wee moment's distraction. No, I'm doing fine really. Fucking Christ almighty!"
"That looks incredibly inefficient, Fergus. Why? Do you need my help?"
"No. I'm fine."
"Good. Did you ever stop to realize that the past, present and future are the same equation for all people and all things, hm? The calculations have already been made and they are not going to be changing. Given all the variables, and the proper methodology obviously, of course...all future events are as predictable as the sunrise. Are you following this?"
"Aye, what will happen, will happen, eh? Is this what you're telling me?"
"I suppose. If naively described by a complete idiot. Well, I'm working the math, Mr. Fergus Reid. I know things about the future. You people are merely wondering the darkness...utterly ignorant as to whatever the sun will rise tomorrow."
"So tell me, professor. Are we going to win this fight?"
"Are you attempting to anger me? Can you even begin to comprehend the volume of data I would require...to perform such as calculation? I could fill the whole of Berlin with variables on variables and still have nowhere near--Why am I even explaining this, it's just a waste of time. I can tell you Captain William Joseph Blazkowicz has an impact on some larger trends."
"Oh, really now? How did you manage to gather all the variables to reach that conclusion, hm? Might it have something to do with his ability to execute missions never before dreamed of? Or, perhaps it's his ability to remain calm under the most disturbing of circumstances? Or it could be his incredibly attuned sense of aggression? No, wait, I've got it. I've got it! It could be the fact that he's the biggest god damn Nazi killing machine ever to walk the planet earth, eh? I could have performed that calculation with my arse."
"There you go again, provoking me for no reason! By the way, you should stack the crates short end facing the door. If you care about space optimization (He doesn't. Nobody ever cares about the important things.)."

―Fergus and Tekla's argument.

"You all clean? Anyone following you?"
"No."
"What do you mean no? Yes?"

―Fergus and B.J. on him getting followed in the crate train.

"Come on, man. I'll fuck the pig, you just hold the ears."

―Fergus to Max after dropping rockets on the ground.

"You know what you have here Captain Blazkowicz? This is the Eva's Hammer. The crown jewel of the Nazi U-Boat fleet. There's a nuclear cannon on this boat. Uh, correction, OUR nuclear cannon."

―Fergus Reid speaking to Blazkowicz about the Eva's Hammer

"Some backbone on this here magnificent fucking U-Boat captain. I'll give him that. Took the decryption keys to the nuclear cannon to his grave."
"It won't fire?"
"Well, not the nuclear warheads, no. And here I was pinning the ram a big proper atom bomb down Deathshead's throat."
"So let's find decryption keys."
"Actual physical nuclear decryption keys are not kept on planet earth. They're stored on the Nazi lunar base. U-Boat captains are required to learn them by heart. The Lunar Base is the most secure facility the Nazis have. It's where they do all their top secret research these days."
"What's your point."
"Caroline and Anya are working on it back at HQ."

―Fergus and B.J. diving down the Atlantic Ocean on getting decryption keys.

"Well, I know "Cock a doodle doo". You fancy that'll open something?"

―Fergus in the Atlantic Ocean.

"You should go next there, Blazkowicz. I'll cover the rear, alright?"

―Fergus to B.J. on going in the tube.

"Almost shat my pants when that thing...Jesus Christ...What the hell is this thing?"

―Fergus on seeing the Da'at Yichud Safe.

"Hellow maw. Thanks ever so much for the new socks. They're right warm and a snug fit. Yeah I'm doing well... Although this war has grown a little wearisome. Nothing much interest happen around these parts. Today I landed a helicopter an a nicked Nazi nuclear submarine aircraft carrier. After which I donned a deep water diving suit, swam down an abyssal trench in the middle of the Atlantic fucking Ocean. Don't mean to bore you with the details. Long story short I'm now standing inside a secret vault full of things so magical and abnormal in nature the mind has no recourse but to shudder in bewilderment. Course I'm accompanied by a Nazi killing lunatic and some kind of genius wizard who claims on a first name basis with God almighty himself. Ah well, we can only hope for a more stimulating turn of event in the future. Give my love for everyone back home. Fergus out."

―Fergus in Chapter 11.

"Fuck me. I know what you're thinking Blazko. No chance. I'm keeping this thing."

―Fergus claiming his right to the power suit

"Fucking look at it. Damned monster of a bridge. The Nazi highway to the African front. Fucking genocide enabler."
"The train should be arriving at the bridge any moment now."
"You heard her Blazko! Stand by!"

―Ferugs on the bridge.

"Sweet mother of God. Have you ever seen anything like this? I mean, have you, B.J.?"
"What the fuck did I just do?
"I don't know, Captain. Par for the course, ain't it? Mayhem and destruction, like what you always do. It's just you doing you."

―B.J. and Fergus on destroying the Gibraltar Bridge.

"Caroline? You there? That train's going nowhere. I'm gonna drop off the crazy American. He's got that angry look on him again."

―Fergus to Caroline.

"Eh, Blazko, see that railway wagon marked number six? Dangling over the edge like a bungled up horse's head on a broken neck. Says London Nautica on it. Deathshead's chief research scientist should be inside. I'll drop you off at the nearest safe spot. You head for that Nautica wagon, alright? Go on, Blazko. Go on out there. You shoot those Nazis, Blazko. Head towards the dangling Nautica railway wagon. I'll look for a safe drop off spot nearer to it."

―Fergus to B.J. on getting to the train.

"Think fast, you foul fucking Frankenstein!"

―Fergus killing the Super Soldier that was holding B.J.

"I can't have you dying on me, Blazko! Jump in!"

―Fergus to B.J.

"You know, I've seen a few dimwits over the years. Cocky kids with more self-esteem than sense. Bona-fide crazy some of them are. I mean, they talk tough. Yeah, but they can't back it up. That's what I like about you Blazko. You're the craziest fucker of them all. And you back up every last ounce of it. You were born to Kill Nazis, you know that? Alright, Blazko. Back to work. Get out!"

―Fergus to B.J.

"Blazko, do you read? This is Berlin calling. Best pick up the pace now yeah? The London Monitor is back in service and...Jesus fucking shite! We're under attack! Hey, you! Block that door! Fuck, Blazko, they've found us out. They're breaking through the door. I gotta move. Caroline, come with me! That's a Deathshead's elite unit, fuck me. Come back to Berlin as fast as you can. Out."

―Fergus to B.J. being under attack by Frau Engel.

"Blazkowicz. Hate to pile it on mate, but we're in the weeds over here. No time to mount any kind of defense. I'm on the portable radio. They're inside!"

―Fergus to B.J. after defeating the London Monitor.

"Berlin. Come in, Berlin. What's your status?"
"Getting worse. I don't know how much longer we can stick it out. Place is overrun with Deathshead's men. I think their being led by your old friend, Frau Engel. Deathshead's must have promoted her for her actions at the labor camp. Caroline's with me. We've taken cover in the helicopter hangar. Trapped. There are Nazis fucking everywhere. Where the others are, I don't know. Some are dead. Some are hanging on. It's just a matter of time before they find all of us."

―B.J. and Fergus on Engel's attack at Kreisau HQ.

"Blazko! Fucking hell that you making an entrance? Listen Blazko. She's taken Anya. Frau fucking Engel. She's taken Set and Bombate too. They are being transported to Deathshead's compound. Caroline, what the devil are you doing?"
"Trying to get this fucking thing working."
"Well shoosh your plootering right? Eh, Blazko. There's one helicopter still on the ground in our hangar. If you hurry we can take it back. Get our people out. Just keep moving. Fergus out."

―Fergus to B.J.

"Hey, Blazko. Should be one entryway to the hangar through a sewage tunnel. I think. Be careful like. This place is brimming with the ugliest fucking Nazis you ever seen."

―Fergus to B.J.

"It's time."
"From what we know of Deathshead's compound...prisoners are kept on the lower levels. Close to the experimental labs."
"Our timing needs to be perfect."
"We have the nuclear decryption keys now."
"We come in deep. Surface real close to the compound. You fucking pulverize the outer wall with the cannon. Get inside the compound fast as you can. They'll be returning fire so we'll need to dive again...before the U-Boat gets gubbed up. After which we'll pull back to a safe distance."
"When you're inside...Get down to the lower levels. Free the prisoners. We send in the helicopter. Once everyone is safely in the air...we prime the nuclear warheads. Fire the atomic bombs. Level the whole site."
"Bibbo-Benno. No more Deathshead."

―Fergus and Caroline to B.J. on the assault on Deathshead's Compound.

"Blazko? Do you read? Am I clear to fire?"
"You're clear."

―Fergus and B.J. at the end of The New Order

Wyatt's Timeline

"I. Am. Sorry."

―Fergus apologizing in battle to B.J.

"Blazkowicz. Kill. Me."

―Fergus to B.J.

"Fergus? You in there?"
"Blazkowicz. A nightmare this. Trapped in this damned machine. Got no control of my actions. End this. Please. Let me die."
"I'll see you soon, Fergus. In a better place than this."

―B.J. and Fergus at the end of the battle.

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

"Oh, Jesus fuck, his bloody innards coming out."

―Fergus first words in The New Colossus

"Easy, easy. Up!"

―Fergus helping the others pick up B.J.

"Alright, listen up! You, you and you fucking too! Round everyone up and line up over here by the sick bay. Fucking run, you fucks!"

―Fergus to the Resistance, ordering them to give blood to Blazkowicz for the surgery.

"Don't do it girl."

―Fergus to Sigrun Engel on beheading Caroline.

"Jesus Christ. Fuck me."

―Fergus after seeing Caroline's beheading by Frau Engel.

"Blazko! Suit up!"

―Fergus giving B.J. the Da'at Yichud Power Suit.

"You alright, Blazko? I've been better but I think I got the blood stopped now."

―Fergus to B.J. after losing his arm.

"Give me one good not to blow your brains out right fucking now. Real slow like. Little disoriented on account of the blood loss."
"I can help you. I can give you information. Military secrets. I can tell you how to release your U-Boat. Also, there are escape pods over there. I know the code to open them."
"Wait, wait, wait. How do we release our U-Boat?"
"The door there leads to the controller bay...for the electromagnetic tractor arms. You can deactivate them from there and that will release your U-Boat."
"Can you open that door then?"
"Yes."
"Alright, Blazko. Head on in there, locate the controller bay and release our U-Boat."

―Fergus and Sigrun.

"I'm sorry about your friend."
"Shut up, lass."

―Sigrun and Fergus on Caroline.

"What's your name, girl?"
"Sigrun! Sigrun Engel!"
"Are you a shooter?"
"Yes, sir!"
"So start shooting!"

―Fergus and Sigrun upon returning to the escape pods.

"Sigrun, ready the escape pod! Blazko, we have to get the fuck out of here now."

―Fergus to Sigrun and Blazkowicz.

"Sacred hell, that smarts."
"Stop fidgeting. You want something for the pain?"
"No, no, no. Just - just get on with it, man."

―Fergus and Set when planting his new arm.

"You alright Fergus? How's the arm?
Please... Please help me.
What happened to your face?
I think she's trying to kill me Blazko, that's what. Have you ever drifted off peacefully to sleep... only to be brutally awoken by your prosthetic arm savagely... gubbing you in the eye? Had to turn her off.
Is that normal? What Set say?
Something about there being a learning curve and what not. How i needed to learn how to trust it. I don't know. I tell you, i don't think i'll be using it to take a piss anytime soon."

―Fergus to B.J. on his prosthetic arm attacking him in his sleep.

"Maybe it's like training a game dog? You show weakness it'll pounce. What you gotta do is show that thing who's in charge."
"Right, right. You just, eh... stand there and be ready to step in, in case it...looks I'm about to...die."

―B.J. and Fergus on training his arm.

"Alright... Here we go. That's a good girl. You sure a good girl. Argh! Fuck you deceitful bitch! Stop it! For the love of god! Ahh, now i've got ye. Alright, everything's fine. Calm down, there's a good girl, there's a good girl."

―Fergus to his prosthetic arm attacking him once again.

"You, eh...high and tight there, commander?"
"Oh. Yeah...Everything's under control. Right as rain."
"Ok. Helm in five."

―B.J. and Fergus after the arm attacked him.

"Will you do it then Blazko? Or have you grown too weak and useless now?"
"Always wanted to see the Big Apple."

―Fergus and B.J. on the mission in Manhattan.

"I don't know, lass. Can you?"

―Fergus' reply to Sigrun wanting to help B.J. and Bombate to New York.

"Eh Blazko. Find your way through the bombed out city and reach the State Building. Faster the better. Fergus out."

―Fergus communicating to B.J. on his mission in Manhattan.

"Aye, look at that jammy bastard. The only person on the planet hard enough to survive getting his head chopped off."

―Fergus seeing B.J. awaking in the head tube.

"Aye, welcome back and all that, Blazko. I'd love to pinch your cheeks and ruffle your hair, but...we drop this thing...it'll explode and sink the whole fucking boat. Would you mind coming over here and lending a hand..."

―Fergus to B.J. upon seeing him with his new body.

"Max Hass. Max Hass!"
"Oh, god. Here comes the idiot."
"Stay back, Max. This thing is very dangerous! Can go "boooom" like this."
"Oh, say your prayers, we're fucked now. He'll kill us all!"
"No! No! No! No!"
"Max Hass."
"What in the name of arse dripping fuck just happened?"
"Well done, Max!"

―Max Hass, Fergus and Bombate on placing the cannon.

"Eh Blazko. Not seen a living civilian from up here since we arrived. Now on the other hand there's an overabundance of Nazis. Hope you have better luck finding survivors. Fergus out."

―Fergus communicating to B.J. in New Orleans.

"Blazko. Bogged down by Nazis here. Forced us topside of the - Eh, Anya. What's the name of this fucking place? We're on the roof of the Lakeview apartment building. Think we can hold out for a wee bit, but these Nazis keep coming like torrential diarrhea."

―Fergus to B.J. towards the end of the mission.

"Hey, cunt rag? You up and went on a tropical cruise with our boat? The Nazis are fucking killing us here?"

―Fergus to Grace on rescuing them.

"Jesus Christ, Grace, that was close! You're still a cunt rag mind you...but you're the most lovable cunt rag I've ever laid eyes on!"

―Fergus thanking Grace for bringing the Eva's Hammer.

"Got it. Looks like the Ausmerzer lost track of us. Clear skies on the scope."
"Frau Engel commands it now... using it to hunt terroists, but in the way back... the Ausmerzer would roam from city to city. Crushing any resistance. Now, if we ignite a revolt, you can be sure the Ausmerzer swoop in... put an end to it before ye can say Hell's bells. Are we gonna start this revolution... we need to put an end to the Ausmerzer firstly."
"So, then we mount a surprise attack. Conquer the Ausmerzer, and use it against the Nazis."
"The Ausmerzer is protected by an automated security system called ODIN. Seen it when I was up there."
"Well hijack the system. Find the ODIN codes and disable the fucking thing. Yeah, but... That kind of information is a top military secret. Only the Oberkommando is privy to it."
"Sounds like your basic Nazi military facility INFIL. I'll break into the Oberkommando and steal the information off their, eh... computing macines. Not a problem."
"Except for the fact that the Oberkommando… is now on fucking planet Venus"
"Venus?"
"Ever since you obliterated the Oberkommando at Roswell with the nuclear bloody warhead... the Nazis have been trying to shove the shite back into the horse. So... They moved the Oberkommando to another fucking planet to keep it away from us. All of their top brass, all their top military secrets... have been moved to a fully secured base on Venus. Venus. There is no way you are not making it to Venus, sunshine. I don't care how mighty your arsenal or how much fucking manpower. There is not a hope in hell you can bypass all that security."
"Yeah... Not with that attitude."
"Except maybe there is."
"Whatcha you thinking, Anya?"
"William and I are going for milkshakes."

―Grace, Horton, B.J., Fergus, and Anya on taking over the Ausmerzer.

"Maria...Ever since I saw you...I've been wanting to do this. This rose is a symbol of my good intention. I hope you'll consider going out with me?"

―Fergus to Paris Jack on trying to give a rose to Maria.

"I...have had...enough of you, you...stupid fucking arm...I...will...teach...you...some...manners!"

―Fergus smashing his prosthetic arm after it messed up his attempt to romance Maria.

"Are you trying to fucking kill me? {...} Why are you lot loitering around for, huh? Haven't we got a mission briefing to attend? The party's over, Blazko."

―Fergus after getting his cybernetic arm back after BJ's 50th birthday party