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TV AMERIKA
TV and Entertainment July 4-10 1961
Exclusive:
THE TRUTH ABOUT GENERAL ENGEL see page 4
Willkommen in ROSSWELL see page 26
VICTORY DAY SPECIAL
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WANTED
MURDER, TREASON, KIDNAPPING, LARCENY, NATIONAL FIREARMS ACT, ARSON, ACT OF TERRORISM, MATERIAL SUPPORT TO TERRORISTS
WILLIAM JOSEPH BLAZKOWICZ
ALIASES: BJ, TERROR BILLY
DESCRIPTION
Age: 49
Build: Muscular
Hair: Light red brown
Occupation: US Army Ranger Captain
Scars and Marks: 3 big scars on left side of head
Eyes: Blue
Race: Caucasian
Nationality: American
Language/Dialect: Texas
CAUTION
BLAZKOWICZ SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. HE REPORTEDLY IS A GUN ENTHUSIAST AND EXPERIENCED IN USE OF EXPLOSIVES AND HEAVY FIREARMS. EXCELLENT SKILLS IN AND HAND TO HAND COMBAT
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, IMMEDIATELY CONTACT THE SECURITY OFFICE OR NEAREST SECURITY DIVISION. NOT DOING SO WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE VIOLATION OF THE LAW AND RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT
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Editors letter
Welcome to the special Victory Day Celebration issue of TV AMERIKA, the number one guide to entertainment. While the Maultaschensuppe simmers, here's what's cooking for the days ahead.
The weekend gets off to a fine start with a celebrity edition of German... or Else!, the quiz show that has got everybody talking... in German. Trivia from the American Territories is one the menu Saturday night from 6:30pm, served straight from the Greater Reich.
Action and adventure lead us into next week, into Staffel 4 of Blitzmensch. Our Beloved Fuhrer's favorite villain, Mr. Yankee Monkey, and Grand Slam return to tussle with decathlete Dieter Geilenbaum - aka Blitzmensch - threatening to sink the world into a mess of capitalism, communism and disgusting degenerates. Together with radioactive war hero, The Atomic Athlete, Blitzmensch and Fraulein Fox will surely save the day.
There's more light-hearted fun to be had with Trust in Brother on Saturday, finding Ronnie indulging his Unlawful Nature to the hilt ahead of Victory Day. Big brother Dale is of course at hand to set Ronnie straight, and prevent him from tumbling into a life of drugs and unsightly dancing. For your chance to be part of the live studio audience, write to TV AMERIKA with proof of identity and we will contact you by phone to interrogate.
On midday Sunday, there's a 90-minute episode of the longest running TV show in the history of the American Territories Liesel. In this feature-length drama everyone's beloved Panzerhund is in peril when Peggy thinks she may have spotted häftlings lurking in the wood close to home. It's sure to have you on the edge of your seat when farmhands investigate.
Finally, for the grown-ups, our cover feature is an interview with General Engel. We were invited to sit by her side to discuss her new book, and hear her clever thoughts ahead of appearing live from Los Angeles with Jimmy Carver on Saturday evening, 8pm.
Enjoy the Holiday!
Contents
Vol.3, No.7
July 4, 1961
Week of July 4-10
LOCAL PROGRAM GUIDE
Starts Page 37
ARTICLES
The Truth about General Engel...4
Sky Fortress Ausmerzer Tour....11
Enemy Among Us....14
Neumond Recordings....23
"Willkommen in Rosswell"....26
ENTERTAINMENT AND LIFESTYLE
Letters to the Editor....18
Movie Reviews....21
Healthy Eating....35
TV Listings....37
Book Reviews....43
Horoscopes....44
Berndt Koch, Editor
Angelika Jung, American Territories Chief
Ulrich Schröder, Greater Reich Editions
Annegret Peters, Advertising Director
Uwe Sauer, Publisher
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THE TRUTH ABOUT GENERAL ENGEL
By Gerhardine Schuster
TV AMERIKA has Kaffee und Kuchen with our Beloved Fuhrer's great General
As a mother of six, Irene Engel knows plenty about duty to the important people in her life. As General Engel, meanwhile, her role is now to push the people of the American Territories toward the same standards that she has held dear since childhood.
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With barely a moment's thought, General Engel carefully rests a stack of unopened letters in the trash basket beneath the dressing table. Regrettably, we shall never know her answers to the winners of TV AMERIKA's "Ask Engel" competition. The General wishes to make the best of our alloted time, while she has her appearance tended to by the make-up team for The Jimmy Carver Show rehearsals, upon which she will appear live from Los Angeles.
This interview will go down in history as a highlight in the "master of laughs" long career, owing to Carver's particular line of questioning. For our sake, the General takes charge of the conversation from the precise moment we are granted permission to perch by her side.
"I already know the type of thing that your readers shall be asking," she says smiling back at yours truly from her warmly illuminated reflection in the make-up mirror. "However, I am certain nobody wants to know what I enjoy for breakfast, or where I like to take my walks. We might share some similar interests in music, if they are educated, and read some of the same books. I have covered much of this trivia in my own book "How the War Was Won". Finally, I have boxfuls of my own children's drawings. Let us discuss important matters."
It is likely that General Engel has not wasted a solitary minute of her personal development, since even before her time with the Bund Deutscher Mädel. Now, this determination is being brought to bear on transforming the American Territories into something resembling the Fatherland. However, General Engel laughs for a considerable length of time when we suggest that the New American Order feels like we are slowly becoming one happy family.
"Although what you have just said is certainly ridiculous, I think I might see your point about leadership and wanting the best for your people. It is unfortunate that we waste so much of the Fuhrer's resources on chasing vermin, but we are dealing with the terrorists effectively as I am sure you know. I want German men and women to settle down and start their own delightful families as soon as possible. Instead, they must fight for your freedom."
It is this freedom that we all celebrate on Victory Day, marking the defeat of an oppressive and corrupt leadership while celebrating the New Order. In a little over a year from now, German will become the official spoken language of the American Territories, a sign of how swiftly our Beloved Fuhrer is moving the American Territories toward a better future.eContinued
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VICTORY
By Frau Engel
Frau Irene Engel is as beloved to Germany as the blue cornflower, both entirely home grown and celebrated in song. It is fitting, then, that her autobiography is released on Victory Day, so that every able person in the American Territories, through REGION I-VI, young and old, can know more of the General's philosophies and share in her undying passion for peace.
This is not a war strategy book by any means, rather a dialogue divided into clear headings on setting goals and how to achieve them. Owing to Frau Engel's clarity of expression, and infallible command of the inferior English language, her points can be understood by any reader. There are also some illustrations used to describe certain events and circumstances better suited to a simple visual. Execution methods spring to mind, but there are other examples.
We would recommended picking up the German language edition where possible, owing to the chapters on nature and the expressive arts benefitting from a more eloquent tongue. Frau Engel's description of being taken to her first Götterdämmerung performance is scintillating in the mother tongue, albeit still compelling in the regressive alternative. An essential text for many years to come.
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Helping the American Territories achieve VICTORY!
PROTECTING YOU FROM THE ENEMY
Renowned Commander and now Renowned Author!!
GENERAL ENGEL
Taking time from the frontline battle against terrorists to write this harrowing account of the war. The feared Commander of the Ausmerzer takes you behind the scenes on the war on terror and how she's keeping YOU safe! Avaliable at all bookshops by law.
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Ausmerzer
Hero of the liberation war since 1951
Protecting the New American Order
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ALL ABOARD THE LIBERATOR
The flying warship Ausmerzer will be touring the Six Territories, inviting patriotic Americans aboard to take a tour.
BY ANDREAS FALKE
General Engel wants everyone in the American Territories to view the majestic Ausmerzer up close.
What is the greatest gift you have ever recieved? An Elite Hans? German lessons? A signed First Edition of the seminal book How to be a Good Citizen? On 20 June, our Beloved Fuhrer presented General Engel with the Ausmerzer, in honor of her efforts and guaranteeing greater things to come.
One of the most important lessons all good children learn at school is'- you hold and I'll hit. In other words, it is always good to share.
And this is why, after the Victory Day festivals are behind us, and the American Territories have been reminded once more of all the goodness that Germany has brought to the world, General Engel is bringing her prized possession to share with everyday people who loath terrorists every bit as much as she does.
From 5 June, look to the skies and listen for the soung like thunder, which could mean the arrival of Ausmerzer in your town! Continued.
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Security and safety outside the wall cannot be guaranteed. Enter at you own risk!
ENEMY AMONG US BLIGHT ON BIG EASY
As the nation prepares to celebrate, TV AMERIKA speaks to brave men and women that fight for the Fatherland, never letting their hair down in our fight against terror.
BY CONRAD GROSS
The bayous and boulevadrs of New Orleans are slowly returning to their pre-war condition with every effort being made to restore what can be considered acceptable in the Big Easy. It's a sign of nation being helped to its feet by General Engel, something we can afford to celebrate on Victory Day.
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YESTERDAY THE WORLD AND TODAY THE SKY
The home of the hits, Neumond Recordings, invites us to take a tour.
BY ANDREAS FALKE
The Sauer mixing desk at Neumond Recordings in named after the famous pipe organ in Berliner Dom
With songs that include "Mond, Mond, Ja, Ja", "Mein Kleiner VW", "Zug Nach Hamburg" and "Weltraumsurfen" the sounds of Neumond Recordings artists have shaped generations in Amerika. Die Kafer, Hans, The Comet Tails and Die Schaferhunde are now belowed household names.
But it is the secret of that Neumond sound we wanted to know more about. And is starts and ends with audio engineer Josef van Beethoven.
"I began my music career as a conductor, after graduating from Dr. Hoch's Konservatorium in Frankfurt," Josef tells TV Amerika, "I think my understanding of sound space, texture and tempo help to bring intelligence to the popular music of today." Josef suggests that Wagner is a constant influence in his approach.
There are clear benefits to recordings made by Josef, such as his direction of Das Neumond Orchester for Hans' classic "Mein Kleiner VW". Continued.
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More subtle examples of Josef's wizardry include tricks he learned from Frau Engel and the Bund Deutscher Mädel, such as motivational motifs. "Music has the power to move you on a subconscious level, irresistible in fact. After all we can never switch off our own ears, not since we were in our mother's womb."
Josef's trademark sound is heard differently across a wide range of groups and solo artists, though it is distinct in one respect. One might simply call it precision, but Josef' prefers to phrase this as control. "The making of music is really the choreography of our hands and fingers, and in order for this to be beautiful we must become familiar with the shapes as soon as possible. If the timing if off, they could be almost anything."
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Josef van Beethoven advised on the interior design of Neumond for optimal acoustics
Neumond's offices are wonderfully businesslike, though of course elegant. It is important for the facilities to reflect an element of the control the Josef mentions, in order that the youngsters that bring their instruments to commit to vinyl do not become idle dreamers. They are the new voice of Amerika.
"I do feel a sense of responsibility toward the future of our people, to ensure that it is pure," says Josef with evident pride. "Frivolity should never get out of hand. We certainly wouldn't want our music to cause riots in the dancing halls and theaters. I'm sure that there would be dire consequences for myself, the Regime has clear guidelines that I'm able to follow almost like reading a score. My hope is that we can all appreciate that life has a correct tempo."
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A TOWN THAT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD
By Wolfgang Braun
Join TV AMERIKA as we attempt to find the perfect spot to spy Panzerhunden in the Rosswell Victory Day parade, expected to lead the extravagance across all the American Territories!
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Citizens enjoying the latest in fashion and the greatest advances in teutonic technology
Happy Celebration of Victory Day! The city of Rosswell, New Mexico, has been principally chosen for official festivities surrounding this year's 4th of July. There is much excitement in the summer air as the locals prepare for a day of sunshine, great food, entertainment and public order, free of deviant thoughts. Victory Day in Rosswell promises to be spectacular, with marching bands and a Regime Air Forse fly over among events we can expect to see.
With its proximity to one of the regimes most advanced military bases, Rosswell is fortunate to be at the forefront of American Territories development. Soldiers frequent restaurants and bars, happy to assist citizens in their command of the German language. Security is paramount, with a strict 4pm-6am curfew for the safety of all. Everything from dining out, drinking with friends or respectable dancing is closest to the ideal in Rosswell.
TV AMERIKA tool a trip to Rosswell ahead of Victory Day, to see the sights and learn more about the treats in store. You may want to head there yourself. But first, why not pack your security papers and take this li'l tour with us. Continued
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Our visit brought us here with a little more than a week left before Victory Day gets underway. The commercial end of Main Street is where it's all going to happen, with bunting and banners being hoisted into place, and the resturants and bars fixing Regime-approved closed signs urging one and all to have a 'Happy Celebration of Victory Day!'. Children clutch tightly to mothers' hands. Gentlemen on their way to work stop to collect The Star-Spangled Daily from newsstands before lighting up thier Wolf brand cigarette and peruse the sports pages. Drones check the identification papers of ladies at the bus stop.
Rosswell is very clean and bright, even after it snows which is more common than you might think in Neu Mexiko. The light illuminates cheerful smiles, and glints in the eyes of Ku Klux Klan members whose ceremonial robes tend to obscure the rest of their facial features. As part of the Regime Army, the Klan help protect white Americans from multiracial terrorists organizations and have become a welcome sight on any street corner.
Trestle tables are being assambled by the roadside, with boxes of pamplets, books and magazines that will only go on sale on the big day itself. Inside of one we can see stacks of General Engel's critically-acclaimed book 'Victory: How the War Was Won'. A youngster absent-mindedly reaches inside to pick one for his parents, but soon puts it back when a nearby soldier wags his finger and moves his other hand toward his holsted pistol. We all laugh and continue with our day. The little tyke has wet his shorts, but they'll soon dry out.
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A popular spot for Rosswell locals, owing to the best wurst menu in the area if not the American Territories, if not Greater Reich... but what would we know. Either way, military personnel take their hard-earned breaks here. You might also overhear private language lessons in session, which have also lead to romance. Or, so we have heard.
Savories are pretty much sausage in a roll, from the common bratwurst and rostbratwurst to the more specialist blutwurst and bockwurst, although the latter you will no doubt know better as the Frankfurter. It is the Kommandant's Knackwurst that keep the soldiers in line, fighting hunger so that they can concentrate on keeping terrorists at bay.
Given the clientele, the sweet menu is an assortment of traditional teutonic pastries with Spritzkuchen, Stollen, Streusel and Streuselkuchen keeping the kitchen staff cooking until curfew six days a week. Goodness knows how Berbst will cope with Victory Day. Unless he is the hero to rival Elite Hans, which customers have already begun to joke.
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HOROSCOPES
Prosperity for all, as we celebrate Victory Day!
Yes, it's written in the stars!
Aquarius. January 21 to February 19
You are bursting with new ideas, some of which could prove beneficial for the next 2-3 years.Sketch out any plans around the 5th, so make the most of Victory Day frivolities. Finalize your goals around the 9th, leaving time to make way for an overdue romance.
Pisces. February 20 to March 20
As a very practical person you harbor many long-term ambitions, and this week is the time to secure the deal. Whatever this turns out to be, members of the public are likely to be just as impressed as friends. Aim to put your name up in the lights by the 15th for maximum acclaim.
Aries. March 21 to April 19
If you were born early in the sign, you can look forward to seeing many exciting new developments soon. You have great judgement in most things, but a creative spark is the key to all the fun. Don't wear yourself too thin though, take it easy around the 12th-15th.
Taurus. April 20 to May 20
Usually you bear the weight of responsibility, but you have permission to offload this to a subordinate for the weekend. When you return to work, however, somebody will possess valuable information that you must swiftly act upon.
Gemini. May 21 to June 21
You are nothing if versatile, making your presence at any Victory Day parade a welcome sight. There's a strong chance of love this week, although again your adaptability might be called to assist. Perhaps they dislike your language? Seek help from your ruler Mercury.
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